marzo 31, 2005

by Jack Handey

Exacto, este es el primer post que no lo escribire yo. Por que como dice Ismael, introduciendo una cancion (estoy casi seguro que es en el album "Basico" sino es es "Principio de Incertidumbre"), que ya todo esta escrito. Entonces para que seguir escribiendo cosas nuevas :P

Y ya que El George y Yo nos hemos ido en una ultimamente con eso de los recuerdos y los pensamientos y ese tipo de cosas. les voy a dejar con ejemplos de los escritos por su Excelencia Jack Handey (aka Jack Handy)




It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man





MAYBE, in order to understand mandkind we have to look at the word itself. Mankind basically, it's made up of two separate words- "Mank" and "ind" What this words mean? It's a mistery, and thats why so is mandkind.





I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, beacuse they'd never except it.





Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend.





One weird thing that happend to me was one time I was on a plane that was landing and I sudently stood up and yelled, "The plane's going to crash! The plane's going to crash!" The Stwardess told me to sit down and be quiet, so I did.

The plane landed okay, but as we were all going to get our bags, I started yelling, "Our bags aren't going to be there!, They're not going to be there!" But they were, even strappy.

So I rented one of those metal carts to put you're bags on, and guess what happend? I Crashed into another guy's cart.

So that's pretty weird, isn't it?



Espero los hayan disfrutado, para mas info pueden dar click sobre los covers de los libros.

5 comentarios:

Kiki A.Ortiz dijo...

jack H, owns!!!!yo si me rio con el pana..

mua maestro pokemoN!

Hipólito Delgado dijo...

jorge mira a ver si te me pone en eta vaina y vuelves a escribir vainas divertidas y con errores ortográficos pa entreteneme...

anonymous dijo...

Hmm Jack Handey.. he's funny, cuando taba leyendo, me sonaba familiar, como el skit de SNL.. en k siempre there's a story or a deep thought.. no se, if its the same guy, but could be.

Jorge Del Giudice dijo...

si iliana, es el mismo de SNL, si te fijas bien o si le das click a la primera foto del primer libro veras que arriba dice "As seen on SNL" ese pana era del grupo de escritores de SNL y de ahi le surgieron las ideas de los libros.

Gabbie dijo...

ese es el mejor, me encantan los quotes de el, habia uno que decia dique "If you are ever skydiving, and your parachute fails, and your friends are all watching youu fall, I think a good gag would be to pretend you're swimming. " que me gusta mucho cada vez que me tiro pienso en eso...